Animal Crossing New Horizons: I Guess This is my Life Now

Animal Crossing New Horizons is a Life Sim game developed and published by Nintendo. It released on March 20, 2020 as a Nintendo Switch exclusive. It costs $60. Every day after school, I fired up the GameCube and played Animal Crossing, and I was bent on collecting everything -- every critter, every fossil, every K.K. … Continue reading Animal Crossing New Horizons: I Guess This is my Life Now

Donut County: The Anti-Katamari

Donut County is a puzzle game developed by Ben Esposito and published by Annapurna Interactive. It released on August 28th, 2018 on PC, PS4, and iOS devices, and later on December 18th, 2018 on Switch and Xbox One. I played the iOS version. In Donut County you feed an adorably small hole by moving it … Continue reading Donut County: The Anti-Katamari

Ranking Smash Ultimate’s First Wave of DLC Fighters

Normally I feel weird reviewing DLC, but I'll make an exception for Smash. It's been a while since I dissected something in this game, and I've had the itch to get out my video game scalpel. I need to come up with better metaphors. I gotta hand it to Sakurai, he always keeps us on … Continue reading Ranking Smash Ultimate’s First Wave of DLC Fighters

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX Preview

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX is a remake of Blue Rescue Team, released on the Nintendo DS, and Red Rescue Team, released on the Game Boy Advance, both coming out in September of 2006. The remake will release on March 6, 2020, for $60, and will be a Nintendo Switch Exclusive. These are my … Continue reading Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Rescue Team DX Preview

Tales of Vesperia: The Loveable but Awkward Teenager of JRPGs

Tales of Vesperia: Definitive Edition is an Action JRPG developed by Namco Tales Studio and published by Bandai Namco. The original version released on the Xbox 360 in the west in 2008. The definitive edition released on January 11, 2019 for Xbox One, PS4, Steam, and Nintendo Switch. It costs $50. I played the Switch … Continue reading Tales of Vesperia: The Loveable but Awkward Teenager of JRPGs